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Launch Demotivational Poster


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER - YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


TAGS: gi joe rocket launcher soldier army
Rating: 1.74/5

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JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
LMFAO@BrokenEye
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.


HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?


THE RAIN THE PARK THE F18 -




PERSPECTIVE - When you have fat friends there are no see-saws, only catapults.


TAGS: seesaw child launcher
Rating: 4.6/5

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MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 5:04 pm
Thanks! Finding a pic of a child flying thru the air was NOT easy!
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:32 pm

lol....nice


DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.




MEXICAN FOOD - Can have that effect




SOPA PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! - AT THE HANDS OF MY CAT LAUNCHER!




DO IT. - Do it. You know you want to. Do it.




CARRIER LAUNCH -


TAGS: f18 launch
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - January 10, 2012, 3:26 pm
I used to work in an office where there were 5 of us who would go out drinking once in awhile after work. the rule was.. if you were going to party late, you better be at work on time, or the others will give you grief.. that is all that saying means
Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 7:38 am
I think it is about a cretain pisslot famously AWOL: George the Thickst. It means if you come on board the morning after the night before and tell the world it's over, all the people who never voted for you will wipe the deck with you.
Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 7:37 am
I think it is About a sretain pisslot famously AWOL: George the Thickst. It means if you come on board the morning after the night before and tell the world it's over, all the people who never voted for you will wipe the deck with you.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:53 am
That's not an eagle, it's a hornet.
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:03 pm
....The hell does that even mean? O.o


THE AIRFORCE - Guarding nuclear launch codes


TAGS: airforce nuclear guarding launch codes nuke air force us
Rating: 1.83/5

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Staff Sergeant - February 7, 2009, 5:29 am
and we are constantly out of regs with our facial hair...you are obviously sharp as a bowling ball
airman - September 12, 2008, 7:25 am
because we take nuke codes on civilian aircraft? ur a smart one....


Propaganda -


TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!


A SIMPLE PLAN -


TAGS: carrier launch or first down
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:48 pm
That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o
hktb40 - November 20, 2011, 10:55 pm
I cannot tell if this is thats what she said joke or not...


AND AWAY - We Go!


TAGS: f18 launch
Rating: 3.73/5

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GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 4:58 pm
*monologue*
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 4:56 pm
"and away we go" was a catch phrase for Jackie Gleason after his momlouge and before he started his show. the plane taking off, is just headed off to start his show...
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 4:48 pm
how's this funny. please tell me


ECONOMY CLASS - "NEXT TIME, I'M PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS"


TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


NIGHT -


TAGS: carrier launch
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 10, 2010, 12:24 am

wow, amsome
shameless - November 4, 2010, 9:30 am
I spent 3 1/2 years on the Eisenhower and 1 year on the Nimitz, and never got tired of watching night launches. (Was a weather guesser)
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:29 pm
That was my first job in the Navy... ABE I worked in the arresting gear. 18-20 hour workdays at sea... then strike ops: 24, 48, or 72 hours straight with little 15 min - 1 hour break in between. worked hard, played harder.
Faceplant31 - November 3, 2010, 12:21 pm
That is a bada$$ pic airman.


FLICK THE GAUGE -




Calcutta we have a problem -




Guided Missle -


TAGS: launcher
Rating: 4.9/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 11:29 am
Before you fire let me inspect that to make sure its not a bud... I mean dud. 5L


ENJOY THE VIEW WHILE YOU CAN - there are only 2 left


TAGS: space shuttle launch
Rating: 4.25/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 27, 2010, 1:05 pm
frightening thought. In another ten years, we may no longer have the capability to send a person to space.
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:35 pm
Sweet!
rerun - May 25, 2010, 8:32 pm

my step dad did some trouble shooting for NASA while they were being built. He has a wood model of one of the shuttles, it was presented to him by the engineers at NASA. It is a one of a kind item....In a glass display case on a secured pedestle
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:29 pm
@ rerun, my brother's company machined some parts for the shuttles back in the day.
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:09 pm
5,4,3,2, wait, lets start over... 5
rerun - May 25, 2010, 5:16 pm

I have pictures of the shuttle being built. Pretty amazing (and dated)
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 4:00 pm
That is a bad a$$ pic BTW
R.S.Jake - May 25, 2010, 3:53 pm
Read the tags. ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - May 25, 2010, 3:47 pm
I don't understand this... what is there only 2 of left?


ROCKETS -


TAGS: air travel day early entry after for***** premature launch balls blast off falic
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
d***. Thanks, Zed. I never would have caught that. I guess I should have googled.
Zed - November 25, 2009, 12:08 pm
Funny, Bart, but the word you were looking for is "phallic", not "falic".
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 6:18 am
:-)


MYSPACE RELAUNCH - The German Point Of View


TAGS: myspace bug social network launch
Rating: 1.25/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Hurray, I made it, I'm the worst! You should have a warning sign "Not suited for narcissistic persons with suicidal tendencies!" :-D
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:25 pm
Junk.
rerun - October 28, 2010, 8:48 pm

this has to be the best worst motifake on the site
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:47 pm
Put on a Lady Gaga meat dress and run through a dog obedience class singing Hound Dog.
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:43 pm
Care to make a wager?
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 6:40 pm
Resistance is futile, we have ways to make you lol!
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:19 pm
W.....T.....F 1L
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 5:03 pm
I forgot that you're a cabbalahist... yes, Heil Hitler : 2 = Donald Duck. Now make a MotiFake from that: http://asnailpace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Donald_nazi.jpg
forseti - October 28, 2010, 4:37 pm
44? Half a Nazi. If I remember the Alphabet correctly
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 3:21 pm
An eccentric but amusing old man? Hey, I'm just 44 and was always that way! :-D
Ed-Hyde - October 28, 2010, 2:33 pm
Congratulations Panic8, you are well on your way to being a greybeard. While it's not mentioned much, our esteemed great one's confessed to all having a 1L wonder at one point in time or another. but yea, 1L.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 2:23 pm
and with "meta" you mean "no"? :P
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Well, it's less a classic MotiFake, more a "historic" snapsh** with metahumor.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 1:30 pm
not even funny for Germans. I'll second Moo³²s statement.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 1:03 pm
They've said the same about Second Life... and look at it now!
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 12:36 pm
Do people still use myspace? I thought it was the internet's abandoned amusement park.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:02 am
The Message is the same like in English... that's what we see for 3 days now, over and over again.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 10:30 am
Dammit!! who left Mr M's cage door unlocked?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 10:23 am
different strokes for different folks......Someone will probably find it funny.... translate for us.
culos - October 28, 2010, 10:19 am
So why was it accepted and do we have to look at it? I can read and understand the German but the poster still sucks Eier! (Eggs for you although it's also slang for testis)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 10:12 am
We have other Germans here and they make more sense than this guy. and why all the caps?
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:06 am
Scratches head? Um what you talkin bout willis?


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